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                                                                                  一封绝妙的情书

      从前,有个小伙子深爱着一个女孩儿,但女孩儿的父亲却不喜欢他,更不想让它们继续来往。小伙子非常想给女孩儿写封情书,然而他知道女孩儿的父亲一定会拆看,于是他给女孩儿写了这样一封信:

     我曾对你表达过的爱

     已经不复存在,而我对你的恨却

     与日俱增。如果我还会看到你,

     绝不屑再瞧你。

     我唯一想做的事情就是

     把目光从你身上移开。你永远别指望我会

     与你结婚。我们的最后一次谈话让我觉得

    枯燥无味,因此我不

     想与你再次相见。假使我们结婚,我确定我将会

     生活得非常艰难,我根本不会

     与你幸福地生活下去。我要献出我的心

     但绝不是

     给你,因为没有人比你更加

     苛刻、自私,你根本不会

     关心我、帮助我。

     我只想让你明白,

     我所讲的都是真话,请你一定要试着

     结束我们之间的关系,别再想着

     回复我的信。你的信里总是充满着

        让我觉得乏味的东西,你根本不会

        对我真诚地关心。这么久了,请相信

        我再也不会爱你了。请不要一厢情愿地以为

        我还爱着你!

        女孩儿的父亲读完这封信后,非常高兴地把信交给了女儿。女孩儿看完这封信后,也非常高兴,因为男孩儿仍然深深地爱着她。

         你知道为什么吗?其实,她刚开始读这封信的时候也非常伤心,但她无论如何也不相信这是他的真心话,于是她又读了几遍,终于,她找到了这封信的秘密所在-------只能隔行读下去,也就是一、三、五……以此类推,直至信的结尾。

   

                                           An Ingenious Love Letter

                There once lived a lad who was deeply in love with a girl, but dislike by the girl’s father, who didn’t want to see any further development of their love. The lad was eager to write to the girl, yet he was quite sure that the father would read it first. So he wrote such a letter to the girl:

              My love for you I once expressed

     No longer lasts, instead, my distaste for you

     is growing with each passing day. Next time I see you,

   I ever won’t like that look yours.

     I’ll do nothing but

     look away from you. You can never expect I’ll

     marry you. The last chat we had

     was so dull and dry that you shouldn’t think it

     made me eager to see you again. If we get married, I firmly believe I’ll

     live a hard life, I can never

     live happily with you, I’ll devote myself

     but not

     to you. No one else is more

     harsh and selfish and least

     solicitous and considerate than you.

     I sincerely want to let you know

     what I said is true. Please do me a favor by

     ending our relations and refrain from

     writing me a reply. Your letter is always full of

     things which displease me. You have no

     sincere care for me. So long! Please believe

     I don’t love you any longer. Don’t think

     I still have a love of you!

           Have read the letter, the father felt relieved and gave it to his daughter with a light heart. The girl also felt quite please after she read it carefully, her lad still had a deep love for her.

            Do you know why? In fact, she felt very sad when she read the letter for the first time. But she read it for a few more times and, at last, she found the key only every other line should be read, that is the first line, the third, the fifth and so on to the end.

        感悟:睿智的人能将事情处理得非常圆满,能让自己可望不可及的愿望得以实现。职场中需要睿智去与上司和同事相处;交际场上可以用睿智结交朋友;在窘迫或令人难堪的情况下,睿智可以为自己和大家解围。爱情更是离不开睿智,它可以使你喜欢的人爱上你,使爱你的人更加爱你,这就是睿智的作用。

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  第1楼 作者:Joe 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
Excellent!
2楼 作者:sun 创建: <编辑>  <引用>

perfect!

3楼 作者:martin lee 创建: <编辑>  <引用>

ingenious

  第4楼 作者:Paula 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
It's amazing!
5楼 作者:dylan 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
it is exquisite
6楼 作者:jason 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
seen it before
7楼 作者:Violet 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
So smart man.
8楼 作者:Echo 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
pretty good.
9楼 作者:Bella 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
intresting!
10楼 作者:Sunshine 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
It is lucky the girl is smart.I have read this letter twice and i did not find this secret,so sad ,I am the mean father.
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