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世界上最好笑的笑话!The World's Funniest Joke

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英国科学促进会与赫特福德郡大学心理学家Richard Wiseman共同开展了一项目,这个项目的宗旨很是另类——发现世界上最好笑的笑话。下面的这则笑话被评选为“世界上最好笑的笑话”。

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

下面是被评选世界第二搞笑的笑话:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

  第1楼 作者:apple 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
Now what?
2楼 作者:hygflh@sina.com.cn 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
It's funny,I think the man is great.
3楼 作者:wayne 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
Both of them are funny~!they amuse me so much in this boring night!I appreciate it !
4楼 作者:hellen 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
why not have the voice?
5楼 作者:lili 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
it is so funny!
  第6楼 作者:Jenny 创建: <编辑>  <引用>

it is so funny.

7楼 作者:sweet 创建: <编辑>  <引用>

it's funny

8楼 作者:master guo 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
Loud laugh
9楼 作者:罗翔 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
HAHA!I like the second joke more.
10楼 作者:Jason Chen 创建: <编辑>  <引用>
sb joke!!!!!
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